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The Wretched # 9

Shawn was born in Fargo in 1985 and lived a pleasant life up until the Zombie Infection. At the age of 8 the infection had made its way to Fargo. During the evacuation of the city, Shawn ended up getting left behind as did many folks at that chaotic time. Through the next 17 years he lost his childhood innocence and grew to what he is known as today…..”The Wretched.”
Being left on his own The Wretched quickly picked up the much needed survival skills to fight a Zombie Apocalypse! By the age of 15 he was proficient with knives, guns, and his favorite weapon…the chainsaw. The next three years in The Wretched’s life were his most glorious. His greatest accomplishment was the organization of The Wretched Marauders (TWM). The TWM was his personal zombie killing army and is credited with purifying the FM area. This of course allowed civilians to return to the area. The Wretched now spends his time sharpening his skills just in case the zombies return. When he was asked how many zombies he’d killed in the past 17 years, his reply was simple; “not enough!”
Favorite Position: Blocking
Favorite Bruise: Missi Jigler’s & Avona Biteu’s bite marks
Derby Role Model/Mentor: FMDG
Loves: Lawn Gnomes, Whiskey, Kate Beckinsale, Zombie Killing
Irritants/Dislikes: Kittens, Flowers, Pogo Sticks
Number 1 on my bucket list: Slap Bill O’Reilly in the face.
Why Derby? Because the after parties are the best!
Favorite Quote: “When there is no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth” – Dawn of the Dead

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